By all reports, things have officially gone nuts “out there”, so I have retired to what I like to call THE COMPOUND. I do it every year around this time. All you extraverts can have the shops to yourselves. I’m IN for the Season.
Once school breaks up I try not to go out in the world if I can at all help it. To get to the beach I go out my back gate and cross the road, so I include that as my compound. I may occasionally be spotted in public places when the lure of fancy champagne gets too great, but I keep my appearances fleeting.
Working from home has compounded my compound lifestyle, and one holiday season I only drove the car twice in three weeks, (which is my personal record). It was an amazing feeling once I jumped back behind the wheel- I felt like a P-Plater again, and if it wasn’t for the babyseats in the back, I reckon Nath might have found out the full benefits of the modern split-seat configurations.
It appears the children have inherited the hermit gene, as they have not asked once to go out into the world. I suggested we pop to the shops today, for I am in desperate need of some Pearl Cous Cous, and they wrinkled up their freckled little noses and said, “Can’t Dad get it on the way home?”
Yes, my little troglodytes, he can. Rest easy, you can stay in your pjs this day.
So, as I have no news from the outside world, I thought I would share with you some of the Christmassy things from The Compound. It turns out, that not only am I a recluse, I am a crazy one. No, it’s not cats I collect (One #shitcat is enough thanks). My collectables are all things Christmas. (Oh, and Pez dispensers, but that’s a story for another day).
So here are a couple of things from my collection of christmascrap:
![Elf Advent Truck](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-Elf-Truck.jpg)
The “Elf Truck”.
My biggest festive success and failure in one handy truck.
Success: the kids go NUTS over the fact that the elves deliver two tiny presents into the corresponding drawer every.single.night.
Failure: See ‘success’ above. EVERY.SINGLE.FRIGGING.NIGHT!
![Christmas cushions](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-cushions.jpg)
This is the “non-crap” corner of the house.
A clever craftmaster friend made these cushions. Coupled with DH’s ridiculous standards of Christmas styling… This is the daydream area of The Compound.
![Christmas mug](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-MY-mug.jpg)
And yes, I can crapify even a lovely Chrissy sanctuary (above) with this shit christmas mug. I drink the brown life-elixir from it every day from the 1st of December….
![Christmas animals](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-Nut-Nut-animals.jpg)
The kids call these the NutNut animals (I know: weird) they are from Bali, and all I can assume is that the Balinese have no idea what Christmas is, but they do know that idiots from Australia really will buy anything if it’s cheap enough. QED.
![Christmas music](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-music.jpg)
Necessary to set the mood, no? This is a small selection of my stuff. (Yes, there is MORE on the ipod… Happy Days)
![Christmas picture plate](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-my-picture-plate.jpg)
A few years back I was the fundraising organiser for kindy, so I needed to boost the numbers. Hence: my very own stylish picture plate.
![Christmas test tubes](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-test-tubes.jpg)
Test tubes. With red Christmas lights. Made in our initials by the talented Ben from Infinity Eco Furniture. I suppose you can guess what kinds of “experiments” occur when these babies come out to play… Let’s just say that what happens on the iDeck, stays on the iDeck (I’m looking at YOU Christmas 2013)
![Christmas earrings](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-earrings.jpg)
My Christmas earrings. There is more (oh so much more) where this came from, but I thought I’d just show you the classy shit.
![Christmas crockery](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-crockery.jpg)
Christmas crockery.
There is SO much more than this, including (of course) an entire set of gold-rimmed crockery and glassware (minus one, as smashed by someone who WAS smashed back in the great Christmas debacle of ’09.)
![Christmas kimono handbag](https://www.fromtheashers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Xmas-bag.jpg)
NOT crap!
My gorgeous chrissy handbag. It’s hand-crafted from a kimono, and was given to me a few years ago by the owner of “Kimono Collections” who understands and encourages my addictions.
I LOVE THIS BAG.
So there you have it, the tip of the Asher Christmas iceberg. Whew, I think I need a good lie down now….
What about you? Any Chrissy Crap to share?
…From The Ashers
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